Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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