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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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