Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
now i know why i became what i already was.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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