i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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