I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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