Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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