oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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