I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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