Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
