So how was he last night?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life