he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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