I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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