I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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