At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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