Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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