I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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