I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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