i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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