How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
All the doctor said was why
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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