I am puke
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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