every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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