if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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