I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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