did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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