I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
