I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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