problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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