we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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