Say something about gay babies.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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