Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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