I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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