Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
