just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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