Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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