break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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