But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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