How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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