i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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