Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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