CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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