take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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