Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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