I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
