Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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