I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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