Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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