Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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