do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I could make wine with my vomit
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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