I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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