I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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