No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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