Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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