My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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