how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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